Out of the 40,000 people in attendance, not one was left disappointed after a thrilling game of powder-puff football.

The junior squad pulled an improbable upset, defeating the seniors for only the third time in recorded history, by a score of 22-14.

“The seniors seemed pretty aggravated after being down by 22 points going into halftime,” said junior Carly Crofcheck, ” they played mean but we played smart, that was the difference in the end.”

While the seniors stormed out in Miami University style, the juniors chose to march out two by two. They knew little of the slop fest that was to come.

All 625,000 fans were on the edge of their seat during arguably the craziest play in powder-puff history.

In an MVP like performance, Quarterback/ Linebacker Finnley Christine intercepted the ball in the opposite red zone and took it back for a touchdown, dodging many defenders in the process.

“It was amazing,” said junior coach Ricky Reader, ” when she intercepted that ball, I had to stop myself from licking Drew Hunter’s eyeballs!”

Several red zones stops by each team highlighted what was an impressive defensive exhibition.

One of the spectators anonymously had this to say, “I was choking on some Swedish fish that my girlfriend was feeding to my face hole, so I was a little preoccupied to watch most of the game. All I heard was a lot of crying and screaming, so I assumed that someone had scored a touchdown. My girlfriend and I started cheering at the play, then we realized everyone had already left several hours ago.”

The man went on to say how good he was at stuff in high school before being taken away by the authorities.

When the final whistle was blown, all 1.4 million people packed into the Tyrone Mega-Dome stormed the field. This led to several fatal injuries and severe loss of pants.

All in all, the powder-puff game was once again a huge success. All proceeds are being sent to LeBron James to fix his receding hair-line.