I’m not even out of Halloween candy yet and some psychopaths have already put up their Christmas trees and started caroling. 

It is too early!

Deck the halls with bells of sociopaths who think that November is a good time to throw up the old lights n’ pine.

It’s not like Santa Claus is going to come in the middle of Thanksgiving and carve the turkey for you! 

All joking aside, we still have a major holiday to celebrate before Christmas. Not to mention that Christmas is still over a month and a half away. That’s like setting up Halloween displays the day after St. Patrick’s day. 

No one in the world digs into Thanksgiving turkey on July 4th! 

Then there is the infernal singing. There are those who play and sing the overplayed Christmas tracks before the first snow has even come. These are the kind of people who put milk in their bowl before the cereal. They are the same kind of people who think water is wet!

It’s fine to have the Christmas spirit, but singing Christmas songs in November is more like having a Christmas obsession.

Ever heard anyone chew with their mouth open? Then you know how aggravating it is to hear a Christmas tune before all the leaves have left their trees. 

Heck, the Romans put up their Christmas trees on Christmas Eve. According to the google search, “is it too early to put up my Christmas tree?” the answer is that it is okay to put up a Christmas tree on December 1st or 2nd. NOT in November!

Why put up trees now? Why celebrate now, when the true season hasn’t arrived yet. The first pilgrims decided to eat thanksgiving dinner before setting up the old evergreens and you should too.